13th
I’ve been hitting the J.Lo vids pretty hard today, mostly because anti-biotics prevent me from drinking. I have found that watching enough J.Lo kind of like getting drunk, in that you begin to get all courageous and shit. Like, Jennifer Lopez makes me get in touch with that strong woman inside, you know what I mean? Just like booze.
Some other similarities I’ve found:
1) Jennifer Lopez is an acquired taste
2) Jennifer Lopez can be bad for you. Just ask Ben Affleck. (Side note: I think it’s time to start re-referencing that relationship. Doesn’t it seem like the world has forgotten all about Bennifer? Oh, like it doesn’t matter anymore? Just because a bad situation is in the past doesn’t mean it isn’t important, e.g. Chernobyl).
3) Jennifer Lopez makes you want to dance and tell people secrets.
