7th
Well, I’m done. Nothing will ever compare. This video had the perfect balance of terrible shit and awesome shit.
Awesome:
1) The Girlfriend-esqe nature of this vid. (See this). What?! The nerdy girl gets the dude? Role reversal!
2) The Drive Me Crazy-esque nature of this vid. (Sidenote: Having a window across from someone in your high school would have sucked when you were 15. I sure as hell was not interested in having some cutie watch me dance around my room/play dress-up late at night)
3)Her tight glasses that don’t, in 2009, actually made her a nerd.
Terrible:
1) Motherfucker closes his blinds when it is clear that she intended to write more. She was bent over the paper! That guy’s a jerk.
2) If the other girl is such a bitch, why did she hit on the dude who DIDN”T make a touchdown? That makes no sense.
3) More evidence that blonde guy is a chump: dumping your slutty girlfriend at the prom? C’mon dude. Your actions inevitably resulted in the ever-present “girl crying in the bathroom” sitch at every high school dance. You aren’t just hurting her; you have ruined the night of her two best friends who have to hand her tissues under the stall door.
4) Tay’s bedazzled prom dress.
Taylor Swift: You Belong With Me
T-Swift, are you a hipster? Are you a nerd? Do you want to come hang out with me in Logan Square? Because I totally want to be friends with you. But, I mean, it’s your call and whatever.
