A Brief Summary: Archive

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Aug 19th

Goodness, I am clever.

“Shakira, Shakira” -Shakira I can’t be the first one to come up with this.

Aug 19th

Choosing the right time, place

This is a public service announcement; DON’T POOP AND SMOKE AT THE SAME TIME! Although the idea of pooping and having a cigarette are two seemingly compatible notions, they are not. Apparently, you can get hemorrhoids that way. I would also like to make it clear that this advice is not coming from personal experience.

Jun 20th

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May 8th

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Well, I’m done. Nothing will ever compare. This video had the perfect balance of terrible shit and awesome shit. Awesome: 1) The Girlfriend-esqe nature of this vid. (See this). What?! The nerdy girl gets the dude? Role reversal! 2) The Drive Me Crazy-esque nature of this vid. (Sidenote: Having a window across from someone in your high school would have sucked when you were 15. I sure as...

May 8th

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I hope they choke on it

I just put myself through a 3 minute “Overture” to a movie, in which music played while the word “Overture” sat on the screen. Nothing else. No credits, scrolling text, nothing. This kind of shit should be criminal.

Apr 27th

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Apr 4th

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That was weird AND painful

Let’s talk about my night, shall we? I went over to my brother’s apartment on account of he wanted me to meet one of his girlfriends. This is how the meeting should have gone: Me: Hi. It’s nice to meet you. I think it’s gross that you’re boning my bro, but whateves. You seem like a nice person. Her: It’s nice to meet you as well. Seeing that you are...

Mar 27th

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Tonight, my parents took me out to dinner and I proceeded to get much, much drunker than is necessary OR acceptable when you are out with your units. But, you know, my mom dared me. So, maybe it’s that. But this video is UNBELIEVABLE. I’m going to spend at least the next twenty minutes sipping water and watching this. betelnut: Keri Hilson - Knock You Down (Feat. Kanye West &...

Mar 26th

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Mar 19th

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The fact that I can barely relate to this video makes me pretty uncomfortable about the old teenage years. Take from that what you will.

Mar 5th

Mar 3rd

Kelly Clarkson - I Do Not Hook Up She’s not...

Mar 2nd

This song is so tight-ish. beckynotrebecca: ...

Mar 2nd

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Feb 25th

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thedoubloon: I made this slasher short with the help of David, Carly, Larsen and Goodwill—and the dismay of Ben Bloch. Can we just talk about how this girl is a genius for a minute? This movie is both creepy and hilarious, just as every good 70s horror-slasher should be. If you’re breathing, you should be watching this. PLUS, how great is that camera work from :07 to 1:10? Yeah, that was...

Feb 25th

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Let's Talk Feelings

Do you ever do something that you know is kinda not right, get called out on it, and then become irrationally pissed off that somebody had the gall to say “Hey, could you stop doing that?”. Me too. As a matter of fact, it happened this morning. Private property? What a piss-poor excuse for making me walk all the way around a house instead of through said house’s yard.The...

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

Is This Watchmen Condom The Worst Promotional Item... →

betelnut: Yes. Here’s the thing: I’m not surprised. Has anyone else noticed how many condom-related things have been popping up on the internet (look! a pun!)? Ever since LifeStyles tried to get Miley Cyrus to endorse their condoms, I refuse to be shocked by anything.

Feb 18th

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XOXO

Do I know that I love Gossip Girl, the character? I would say “yes”, but then again, I’m not sure. If I do love her, then what does that say about me? Fuck you, Gossip Girl, for putting me in this uncomfortable ethical situation in the first five seconds of your show.

Feb 17th

beckynotrebecca: I wish I was 16 again so I could...

Feb 17th

Some might call this "negligence"

Me: Mom! Don't eat any peanut butter! It could kill you!
My Mom: What? Oh, that happened like, three weeks ago. I already know about it.
Me: You knew about it and you didn't tell me? I could have DIED!
My Mom: My God, Carly. Are you done?

Feb 16th

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Feb 14th

Role-playing game.

rogges: Do you ever play this game where you assign your friends and family to characters in films and television shows? It is kind of like movie kareoke, except that your friends don’t have to be present and there is no talking over it. You just picture your friends in the roles instead of the actors. It is hilarious, trust me. And also scary. My favorite example to use is American Gangster,...

Feb 14th

Feb 13th

This Is A Problem That Is Happening RIGHT NOW

So I went to Baskin and Robbins today to get some ice cream for me and the boys, and I picked out a couple of winners - Rainbow Sherbert and Peanut Butter Chocolate. As nice as that is, I cannot think of a way to put them together for a double decker cone so that it tastes good. This is as bad as if your two besties don’t get along. I wish my ice-cream could just suck it up and make nice for...

Feb 13th

Silver Lining

You know, when most people talk about bronchitis, they only point out the bad stuff (irreparable damage to those lung tubes, the sleepless nights, the endless coughing). But I, being the sunshine-y gal that I am, look forward to a good old-fashioned visit to the Bronx, as I like to call it. The reason for my optimism is this - after about 24 hours of non-stop coughing, I have developed a set of...

Feb 11th

beckynotrebecca: Rihanna: Breakin’ Dishes I’m...

Feb 8th

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Dear My Nose,

I have not been doing blow. Act like it.

Feb 7th

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“Your dad wanted me to tell you that he’s figured out what his last words...”

– My mom

Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

Feb 4th

More shameless ego-tripping

rogges: abriefsummary: I wrote this too. Respect that. Getting Real On Disney Late last October, Hilary Duff released a video for her song “Reach Out”, a production that can best be described as a study in heroin chic. In the video, Duff wears sheer tops, gyrates on couches, sucks a shirtless man’s thumb, engages in acts with sadomasochistic bents and generally looks cracked-out. Hollywood...

Feb 2nd

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More shameless ego-tripping

I wrote this too. Respect that. Getting Real On Disney Late last October, Hilary Duff released a video for her song “Reach Out”, a production that can best be described as a study in heroin chic. In the video, Duff wears sheer tops, gyrates on couches, sucks a shirtless man’s thumb, engages in acts with sadomasochistic bents and generally looks cracked-out. Hollywood Records, a subsidiary of...

Feb 2nd

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“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some...”

– Yeah, watching Clueless for the second time today. (via rogges) Clueless…too right.

Feb 2nd